On the way home from church:
Max: Justin, there's a pirate in the back of the car!!!!
Justin: O no! What should we do???!!
Max: Don't worry. We are the pirates of God!!!!
After swimming, Max fell asleep. So not to wake him and because the night was so hot, we just put him to bed in his undies. In the middle of the night, he woke up horrified and yelled, "Mom, the fan blew me naked!!!"
Another conversation in the car (totally out of the blue):
Max: I am in charge of school now.
Justin: Oh yea, and what will you teach?
Max: The gospel!